The jokes
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
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Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
Memes
Yes, you are the one who can get it, and what time do I have?
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."