The jokes
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
You really put the R in special.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!