The jokes
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!