The jokes

Tree

The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.

But the tree left him hanging!

Club

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Grandmother

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.

My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

Model

Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.

Ableist

How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.

Twin Towers

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Roblox

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

Orphan

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Indian

What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.

Wig

So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.

Motorcycle

What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?

I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

Sibling

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

Big Ben

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!