The jokes
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
How am I an ableist? My ex-girlfriend was in a wheelchair, and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to the 8th floor.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.