The jokes
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Memes
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"