The jokes

Emo

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

Friend

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Kid

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Twin Towers

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Orphan

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Daycare

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Kid

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Twin Towers

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

Orphan

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

Asthma

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

Lego

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Knot

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.