The jokes

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

Q: What's the best way to carve wood?

A: Whittle by whittle.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."

How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?

Tell him the truth.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

How did the fat person cross the road?

It rolled.