The jokes
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.