The jokes
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.