The jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

A little riddle...

Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

...

Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?

Russia—the real joke.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple actually got picked.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.