The jokes
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?