The jokes
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
Memes
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)