The jokes

Adult

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Basement

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

Pledge

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.

Bus Driver

A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."

Sex

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Cocksucker

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

Massage

What is an Italian massage?

An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.

Orphan

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Wheelchair

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

Rope

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

Income

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

Emo

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

Chair

I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.