The jokes
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.