The jokes

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

What the heck did I discover?

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.