The jokes

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.

What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.

After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."

Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.

The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

How to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"