The jokes

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

He was toad away.

Get it?

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It's pasture your bedtime.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!

That’s the best I’ve done so far.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.