The jokes
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Why is the rum gone?
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."