The jokes
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least theyâll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" đ€Łđ
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldoâs laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, âDo you consent to cookies?â He said that he doesnât eat cookies and doesnât know what consent means, so thatâs why he called me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.