The jokes
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Memes
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.