The jokes

What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came home with the milk.

I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?

If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.

I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"

Why was the orphan so successful?

They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.

What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?

It's pretty much a downward spiral.

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."

What's the depressed person's favorite song?

Van Halen - Jump