The jokes

Jesus has had all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.

Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!

Being an absolute waste breathe of life, and of power!

What is a carrot's favorite shop?

The wheelchair store.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.

When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,

he went to Ja-mall.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

"Get a life, dum dums!"

Says the fucking moron.

An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.

Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?

Because they are hiding stitches.

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.

The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.

Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.