The jokes
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
Memes
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.