The jokes
The priest is gay.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Memes
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
You
You
You're the cow.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
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Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!