The jokes
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What did the fork say to the cake?
A: "I want a piece of you!"
"Yeetus to the fetus."
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Poop fell off the earth.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.