The jokes
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
Memes
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."