The jokes

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

"I look like an umbrella."

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."

Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?

He always gets a great turnout.

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

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My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

Why were the twin towers fighting?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Why do fat people like food?

The more the merrier.

What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?

They both don't have parents.

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.

Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?

Because he was playing with a cheetah!