The jokes
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Memes
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What the fuck?
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!