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What is the difference between a human and a human?
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
Memes
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
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Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
Knock, knock.
(Whoโs there?)
Itโs the police, maโam, your son got hit by a drunken driver. Heโs dead.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?