The jokes

Dinner

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Woman

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

Memes

Fool

The date is April 1st.

Somebody asks you what you are doing.

โ€œI guess you could say Iโ€™m... fooling around ( โœงโ‰– อœส–โ‰–)โ€œ

Survivor

Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.

Sex

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

Day

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

Side

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.

Brain

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

China

Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

Police

Knock, knock.

(Whoโ€™s there?)

Itโ€™s the police, maโ€™am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. Heโ€™s dead.

Dad

What's the difference between milk and my dad?

Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.

Identity Theft

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.