The jokes
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Memes
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.