The jokes

How did the black woman name her 4 babies?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.

How did she differentiate them?

She called them by their last names.

A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.

A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?

Mum: See the four birds over there?

Kid: Huh, wait a minute.

Mum: A drunk person would see eight.

Kid: Mum, but there is only two.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

What is the smartest month?

April - No one can fool it.

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

What is it?

I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello on the other side.

You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.

The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.

The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?

Because all the other letters are not Z's.

What do women and pools have in common?

They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.