The jokes
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.