The jokes

Test

When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.

Bus

Ignition of the bus engine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI

Name

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

Mirror

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Apple

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

Memes

Bird

Bird on the beach: seagull.

Bird by the bay: bagel.

Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.

Orphan

What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

Canada

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Canyon

What did one canyon say to the other?

You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.

Chicken

You: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Random person: Why?

You: To get to the idiot's house!

Random person: What?

You: Knock knock.

Random person: Who's there?

You: The chicken.

Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Bullet

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

Lake

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

Ghost

Why did the ghost become a rapper?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.