The jokes

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?

Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.

POV: me telling a joke.

My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.

Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!

Why did the rapper go to space?

To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)

To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.

They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.

I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.

You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!

Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.