The jokes

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

"Go get me the lamb sauce!"

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

Neighbor 1: Knock knock.

Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.

Odin: .....

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?

Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.

Farmer's Wife: Why?

Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"