The jokes
I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Memes
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What the hehehehehehe?
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"