The jokes
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
Memes
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>