The jokes

Nut

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

Basement

My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.

Dwarf

Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.

Also dwarf: can’t see.

Orphan

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

Kick

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

Shooter

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

Rope

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

Roadkill

What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?

Fresh roadkill.

Rabbit

Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

Cat

I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.

Cliff

Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

Orphan

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

Guy

When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

Town

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.