The jokes
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
My brother got his legs chopped off, but someone FBI opened my basement door, but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basement.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.