The jokes
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Memes
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)