The jokes
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Memes
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Post your jokes in the comments below!
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.