The jokes

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Why did Sally drown in the pool?

She had no arms, remember.

Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?

Well, I just can't seem to put it down.

What did the cow say to the other?

"Cheese!"

What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean?

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.

I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.

Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?

He got a pat on the head.

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.

What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?

I don't know... I'm from China.

What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>

Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.

The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.

What is the difference between a tree and a school?

A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?

One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!

Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊