The jokes
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Memes
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "Iβm going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players donβt know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
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A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "Iβm getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.