The jokes

Why did 10 have PTSD?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ruff ruff.

Ruff ruff who?

Let the dogs out.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?

Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

What did the shell say to the shell?

"Shell you later."

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.

I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe

October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team: