The jokes
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
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What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.