The jokes
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Stand in the corner.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
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A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.