The jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Whatâs the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Why does the orphan canât write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
The orphan canât play soccer because he doesnât know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.