The jokes

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

The depressed kid getting bullied.

The bully: "You are useless."

The depressed kid: "I know."

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?

The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.

It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put the wrong socks on this morning.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

How did the gay girl die? Homicide.

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

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Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!