The jokes
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Memes
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!