The jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.