The jokes

What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.

Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

When is the last time you picked up the phone?

Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

Yesterday I had a party in my basement.

I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Who is the coolest vegetable?

Rad-ish, of course!

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A rooster clucks defiance!

My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

The sun is fire.

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.