The jokes
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"