The jokes

What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?

The prisoner.

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

What is the most gangster paper?

Rapping paper.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.

How is the weather down there?

So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

If the noose breaks, stab yourself!

If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!

If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

What did COVID say to the American?

Nothing, it just took its breath away...

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.