The jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Fight

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

Mosquito

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

Sans

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

Train

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

Difference

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

Rapper

How do you know if a rapper is hungry?

They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.

Bag

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

Woman

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Emo

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Amputee

A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?

Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.

Peace

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

Head

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Technology

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.