The jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Memes
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?