The jokes
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Pictures of the people commenting.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.