The jokes
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.