The jokes

Interest

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

Baby

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

Chicken

When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.

Rabbit

Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?

It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.

Dwarf

What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?

Broken plates.

Butt

A man walks in to the doctor.

He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."

Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!

Cheek

What did one cheek say to the other cheek?

"It is a squash in here!"

Funeral

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Cancer

I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

People

Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?

Because they hate their lives and want to die.

Curry

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.

Difference

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.