The jokes

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?

"I'm a Cheetah!"

Your fay.

Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?

Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.

I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.

I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!

My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁

In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

Did you hear the rumors about butter?

Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.