The jokes

Mom

Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.

Orphan

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

Orphan

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Road

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To get cooked by KFC.

Orphan

The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.

Helen Keller

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

Puzzle

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Difference

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Emo

What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.

Pootin

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

Misunderstanding

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

Difference

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

Orphanage

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Tower

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"