The jokes

Pentagon

Why is the Pentagon mad?

Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.

Dwarf

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

Head

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Orphan

What did the doctor say to the orphan?

"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"

Comma

Hey, I have a joke!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.

Kitchen

Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Funeral

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."

Zoo

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu.

Pilot

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

Orphan

Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?

Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?

P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.

Mum

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

Phone

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

Pornstar

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

Bathroom

You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.