The jokes
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.