The jokes

When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.

The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.

When you realize the person reading this is a clown.

What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?

A dead baby can't feed a family.

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?

The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.

(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)

So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."

Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."

And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."

I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜

Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?

A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.

Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?

A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?