The jokes
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Memes
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.