The jokes
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Memes
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"