The jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
The worst joke is no joke ;)