The jokes

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.

He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

How do blind kids get punished?

By moving the furniture around the house.

Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

The worst joke is no joke ;)

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.